Me: what time is it
Her: time for you to kiss me
Her: I wanna get to the stage where we're both comfortable to the point where I can have you pick my nose for me

I HATE when girls swear



It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear..

shut the fuck up

(Source: christtheconquerer, via ohheyitsdaniel)